I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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