we have officially lost it.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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