She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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