yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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