they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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