My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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