I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
