No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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