Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Drunk is a universal language darling
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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