Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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