They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
