Sponge bath it is.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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