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you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.

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(253): View more from Washington

Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.

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(817): View more from Texas

He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round

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(319): View more from Iowa

She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.

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(760): View more from California

It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...

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