That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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