Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
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