You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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