Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
