How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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