Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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