he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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