To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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