what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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