So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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