The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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