That's intense
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Reggie can tackle my bush.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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