we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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