1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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