Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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