You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
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