The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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