I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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