What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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