no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
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