we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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