Me. At least after what I've been through.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
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