We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
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