So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
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You. Win. At. Life.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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