So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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