I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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