I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
You're breaking my sexual little heart
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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