I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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