Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
You were trust falling into bushes
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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