The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
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