so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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