that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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