She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
My breasts were aching with rage.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I can't trust your balls anymore.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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