guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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