"it" just moved
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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