My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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