She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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