Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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