Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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