i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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